Specificity Is Key

Instructions are nothing without specifics.

A truly good set of instructions can save you from biffing a box full of pets.

Or help avoid straight up catastrophe

Specifics also have their place in advertising. 

You never want to oversell and risk false advertisement.

Sometimes honestly really is the best policy

Brutal, brutal honesty.

Well, hello there.

I have been told many times that I should catalog my brand of neurotic humor in a public forum.  While I find myself quite funny, I'm never really sure the general population will agree.  In the spirit of goodwill however, if you find my take on the world bland and without whimsy, I will not take your misguided interpretation personally. You're welcome.

Aside from the occasional rant that I am sure will sneak in, for the most part I will be posting pictorial interpretations of how I view my world.  These, for the most part, are not and will not be created by me, but rather a compilation of treasures I have found while traipsing across the world(wide web). Enjoy.

To get things rolling I feel like I should give some props to my family.  So here's to you, mom.

Without the encouragement of my friends I don't think I would have ever created this blog, so here's to you...

And now to get on with the rest of my day...

peace.